The Republic of Social security is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic, devout population of 3.786 billion Social securityians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Education. The average income tax rate is 53.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish Social securityian economy, worth 84.3 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 22,275 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Social security's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Social security is ranked 46,449^th in the world and 2,262^nd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 103.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.